Hair loss treatment made easy

Once when I was working at a local radio station as an advertising salesman, one of my potential clients was a 50-year-old man who was doing some cheap hypnotic treatments, readin g tarot cards or palms, and doing other mystic stuff. He also gave me some advice for my hair loss – a different type of free hair loss treatment. 

After I didn’t close the deal with him, cause I am sucks in selling, He told me that every time I take a shower I should wash my scalp with my pee. He said it's the best of all hair loss treatments, and that we have some important stuff in our pee. 

I guess I deserved that hair loss treatment.